Posts Tagged IT Clients

Not in yours!

 

On the phone with a male client:

  • Me: (…) I sent you an email yesterday about that
  • Client: Oh! Maybe you are in my junk. Are you in my junk?
  • Me: …
  • Client: Yes! You are in my junk! What are you doing in there?

 

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Mid-Morning Meeting

 

  • Client: Can we meet mid-morning?
  • Me: Sure! At what time?
  • Client: 3:00 p.m.

 

 

 

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Funny IT Solutions: Printer

 

  • Client: My printer doesn’t work!
  • Me: Does it give you an error message?
  • Client: It says something about low toner?
  • Me: You need to change the toner.
  • Client: That’s it? Thanks!
I get paid for this…

 

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Funny IT Solutions: attachment error

The phone rings, I answer it and the following conversation ensues:

  • Me: Hello?
  • Client: Outlook doesn’t work
  • Me: What’s the problem?
  • Client: It doesn’t let me attach anything!
  • Me: Does it give you an error message?
  • Client: Yes, it says “The attachment is too large, please try with a smaller attachment” What does that even mean?
  • Me: Well, I believe “The attachment is too large, please try with a smaller attachment
  • Client: I’ll try that… Hey! It works now! You are a genius!

See that? I’m a genius! Next time I solve something in such an efficient matter, I’ll blog about it. Until then:

Happy ramblings!

 

 

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